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Stupid Is
As Stupid Does
A man in New York City was beaten this week.
Beaten badly.
By two men.
And I have no sympathy for him. Not a single drop.
Because, as my Mom used to say, stupid is,...
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Thank You Ken Berry
A very talented and famous person died a week or so ago.
And it wasn’t George Bush Senior, who admittedly was both talented and famous.
No, it was actor Ken Berry.
Ken was unquestionably...
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We’re Watching You
Man, those terrorists do not like France.
They kill people left and right in that country, screaming “Allahu Akbar” and then stabbing, shooting or running over men, women and children.
I know the French...
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Sorry, Kathryn
If Kathryn Dodge had just shaken one more hand.
Or kissed one more baby.
It would have been a tie.
And she might have won in the run-off.
But she didn’t, so she lost a race for...
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Richer and Smarter
Saw a really good movie this past weekend, Green Book. It’s basically Driving Miss Daisy in reverse.
Instead of a black man, Morgan Freeman, chauffeuring around a white woman, Jessica Tandy, in this...
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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Everybody bitches too much.
You bitch too much.
I bitch too much.
Your wife, or your husband, bitches too much.
Your kids bitch too much.
Your co-workers bitch too much.
And on and on.
Everyone bitches too much. About...
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Taxi Driver
My taxi driver was a young black man.
I knew he was not American before he said a word. On the dashboard his license, encased in yellowed plastic, read Rashoud Umagradiah.
Or something unpronounceable like...
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There are a lot of people with dogs in my neighborhood. Many of those people walk their dogs around the neighborhood every day. All of those dogs crap somewhere along that walk.
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Press Releases
So, the burning question is whether or not you have your own USB-rechargeable, LED-lighted, heated, remote-controlled, full-silicone anal plug for men?
If not, then why not?
Many readers of ED Magazine and perusers of this...
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Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
News reports now say that body parts of murdered Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi have been found in the garden of the Saudi Consul’s home in Turkey.
Seems...
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NOT A CUSTOMER
I was on a Jet Blue flight the other day, already seated, seat belt snapped, overhead AC vent turned on high, watching the last stragglers get onto the plane.
One of the stewardesses,...
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Saw a YouTube clip the other day about some new cell phones that will be available soon
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We held the 2018 Gentlemen’s Club EXPO a few weeks ago at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, and while the Hard Rock was the most visited place by EXPO attendees, the SECOND most visited place was just a few blocks away.
That place was called The Grove.
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NICKY BIGGS
The hardest working man at the recent 2018 Gentlemen’s Club EXPO at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas is also the guy who had the coolest name at the show.
Nicky...