Take a ride with Raelynn the Stallion!
Hailing from the Sexy South, Raelynn the Stallion is a self-proclaimed cowboy-hat enthusiast and a lover of all dog breeds and dipping sauces. She got her start in the industry by exaggerating her experience (hey, why not?!) and landed a gig at The Pony Too in Huntsville, Alabama. After attending her first ED Expo, she decided to pursue a career as a feature entertainer and has since competed in the Haus of Sin Showgirl Competition and FCM Showgirl Showcase. With those competitions under her belt, she’s now slated to compete at the 2025 EDI West at Platinum 84 in Denver.
Top Credits or Accomplishments:
Haus of Sin Showgirl Competition- 2nd Runner-Up
Haus of Sin Showgirl Competition- Hottest Body
FCM Showgirl Showcase- 3rd Overall
10 Questions for Miss Exotic Dancer
What does it mean to be named Miss ExoticDancer.com of the Month?
Raelynn: It is an absolute honor! I am the baby of my little black cat friend group. They’re all so established and official, and I want to be a cool kid like them, too. I was just talking to Raychel Revolver last month about how badly I wanted Miss ExoticDancer.com of the Month. I was over the moon to tell her I finally got it!
How did you get into the industry?
Raelynn: This is one of my favorite stories to tell. There was a point in my life where I was an addict, a “junkie,” as they call it. I had met a girl on Facebook from my hometown who was working in Nashville as a dancer. After months of talking, she convinced me to come and give myself a second chance at life. She helped me get clean, fed and housed, all while teaching me everything about dancing while I babysat for her family. Months later, I started working at The Pony Too. I didn’t want to do amateur night, so I lied to the manager about my experience and told them I had been dancing for six months on my first night ever. They revealed to me later they could tell I’d lied but let it slide because I’m pretty.
I had never had that much money before, and I felt like I was doing something right for the first time in my life. I finally had a reason to live. It was definitely a step up from being a Jimmy John’s driver and a hotel maid!
Six months later, Jerry Westlund invited me to my first ED Expo. I was overwhelmed. Not only was it my first plane ride, but it was my first time leaving the South. It was all the glitz and glamour the movies had talked about! I bought a rainbow cowboy hat at one of the booths, and EVERYONE asked me if I was a “feature.” I didn’t even know what that word meant at the time, but I’d tell them, “I guess I’m about to be.”
Your favorite thing about the industry?
Raelynn: The community. I have never left an event, competition or booking without making a new friend. This industry has given me some of the best friends I could’ve ever asked for. Raychel Revolver is literally part of my family now. She and my Mamaw are Facebook friends, so it’s official.
What is the funniest thing that has happened while you were on stage?
Raelynn: I had a booking in Johnson City at The Mouse’s Ear, one of my first bookings ever, and I was doing my cowgirl show where I had a man get on his hands and knees wearing a horse mask while I rode on his back. I call it “Get Rode by Raelynn.” I get on this man’s back, and instead of walking around, he BUCKS me off of him! All the advice in the world couldn’t have prepared me for getting launched with my tits out.
What do you consider is the perfect date for you?
Raelynn: As long as it involves food, I’m not too picky! I like everything—Tequila, tacos and karaoke, or a nice dinner and cocktails before a movie. Even shopping and mall Chinese food can make for a great date!
Your favorite body part of yourself?
Raelynn: I have two! My eyes, because they’re three colors (blue, green and brown), and my ass, because I recently found out it claps … loud.
What gets your motor purring?
Raelynn: I like mental stimulation. I am probably one of the goofiest, most sarcastic little assholes you’ve ever met in your life. If you can put up with it and give it back to me, I’m sold. Panties done got blown to the other side of the room!
What is your favorite saying?
Raelynn: “You have that on big jobs.”
What is your craziest fantasy?
Raelynn: Small hands and Tom Hardy at the same time. I fear that if I elaborate any further, I will be publicly shamed.
Best and worst pick-up line:
Raelynn: I have a thing for flirting with men who are way older than me, so I normally start it off with, “I’ll knock the dust off that thang!” It typically leaves them speechless. The worst pick-up lines are, “Do you want to meet my entire family today?” or “Do you want to help me walk my huge dogs in the morning?”